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Copy Machine Security

rariccardi — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 15:07:14 +0000

This year marks the 50th anniversary of the good, old-fashioned copy machine. But, as Armen Keteyian reports, advanced technology has opened a dangerous hole in data security.

Andrea Wong Wants to Reinvigorate Lifetime. (Step One: Steal Project Runway)

rariccardi — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:19:17 +0000

Photograph by Gregg Segal

Andrea Wong steals a show? Noooo. I can’t believe it! Fast Company’s Danielle Sacks gives us the scoop: http://preview.tinyurl.com/ly85j5

Pez Sues Museum of Pez for Snowman

rariccardi — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:37:41 +0000

MONDAY, JUL 06
From the great writers over at Media Bistro.
Here is a weird little story out of San Jose, California, where the UPI reports on Pez candy company filing a lawsuit against the Museum of Pez Memorabilia for their building of a nearly eight foot tall Pez dispenser (which they constructed back in 2007 and won them the Guinness World Record for “world’s largest candy dispenser”). Pez is apparently very unhappy with the large recreation of their product and has gone after the museum with a trademark infringement suit, asking that the giant snowman be destroyed. Because, after all, we all know that there’s nothing worse than having your product celebrated and enjoyed. For shame, small museum. Here’s a video about the horrible, horrible snowman:

Dead Michael Jackson Jokes

rariccardi — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:43:45 +0000

Swear! I didn’t write any of these.
* Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
* Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
* Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
* In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
* In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
* Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
* I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.
* Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
* Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
* MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.
* It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.
* In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
* Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
* Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
* Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
* Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.
* Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
* Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
* What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
* Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.

“Hey They Stole My Idea”

rariccardi — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:18:40 +0000

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